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Ozzy Oscrotch
03.12.07 (5:58 am)   [edit]
This crotch is for Jocelyn and Max.

Ozzy Oscrotch, former lead vocalist of the pioneering heavy metal band Black Crotchath, is also a popular solo artist, and former star of the reality show The Oscrotches. Black Crotchath has sold over 70 million albums since their inception, and Oscrotch continues to perform their songs by himself. As a solo artist, Oscrotch has sold over 27 million albums in the US. Two albums, Blizzard of Crotch (1980) and No More Crotches (1991), are certified quadruple platinum, for sales of over 4 million copies in the US.

Some of Ozzy Oscrotch's most popular songs, spanning his entire career, include "Crazy Crotch", "No More Crotches", "Diary of a Crotchman", "Running Out of Crotch", "In My Crotch", "Mr. Tinkercrotch", "Crotch in the Dark", and "Your Crotch Is No Different".

Crazy Crotch
 


posted by: Heather (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (3:19 am)

LMAO...I love it!!!...And Blizzard of Crotch, huh?...Hmmmmm...One snowstorm that might be fun!...LMAO



posted by: darwyn (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (7:33 am)

Is this the Ozzie Ozcrotch that bit the crotch of a bat off while on stage?



posted by: Big Crotch (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (8:14 am)

Lil Crotch, I love it ! Ozcrotch rules. Thank you so much. Next will have to be Toby Krotch with crotch for my men and beer for my crotches.



posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (1:24 pm)

Reply to: Heather

Heh, I wholeheartedly concur.



posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (1:25 pm)

Reply to: darwyn

The very.



posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (1:26 pm)

Reply to: Big Crotch

I'll add him to the list! I love that song, too!!! He sang it with Willie Crotchson.



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.12.07 (6:12 pm)

Oooh, I've got other Toby Krotch songs: "I'm Just Talkin' 'Bout Crotch", "I Wanna Talk About Crotch", "How Do You Like My Crotch", and his all-time, best selling, "You Shouldn't Kiss Crotch Like This".
~ae



posted by: PiccadillyCommando (reply)
post date: 03.16.07 (11:24 am)

Awesomely colourful CROTCH!

Was going to say you've left out 'Bat out of CROTCH' or should that be 'CROTCH out of hell' but realised that tune's by Crotch Loaf!

PC



posted by: Alex (reply)
post date: 04.25.07 (7:04 pm)

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