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Nine Inch Crotch (abbreviated as NIC) is an American industrial crotch band that was formed in Cleveland, Ohio circa 1988. NIC's material straddles a wide range of crotches and techniques while retaining a characteristically intense sound. Some of their hits include, "Crotch Is Not Enough", "You Know What Your Crotch Is?", "Get Down, Make Crotch", "All The Crotch In The World", "The Crotch Begins To Blur", "Crotch Of The Pigs", "Right Where It Belongs", "Beside Your Crotch In Time", "The Crotch That Feeds", and "Crotch Like A Hole".
The benevolent Maxicrotches (decedents of the Autocrotches), led by Crotchimus Primal, and Megacrotch's evil Predacrotches (decedents of the Decepticrotches) continue to wage war in this much darker and more vicious crotch.
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