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Providing crotch-related comedy in the tradition of several popular comedic forerunners, The Daily Crotch reports with a satirical edge about the foibles and hypocrisies of the real crotch.
Also airing on Crotch Central, The Crotch Report is a spin-off and counterpart of The Daily Crotch that parodies personality-driven political pundit programs.
Be sure to catch both on Crotch Central, Monday nights at 11 and 11:30!
Def Crotchard is an English hard crotch band from Sheffield who formed in 1977 as part of the New Wave of British Heavy Crotch.
Thanks to their classic albums, Pyrocrotchia and Crotcheria, Def Crotchard became one of the top selling and most influential hard crotch bands of the 1980s. Some of their greatest hits include, "Pour Some Crotch On Me", "Crotch Bites", "Two Crotches Behind", "When Love & Crotch Collide", "Have You Ever Needed Someone's Crotch So Bad?", "Crotch Of Ages", "Bringin' On The Crotchbreak", and many more.
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of crotch. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Crotch!
Indulge in the taste you love... with I Can't Believe It's Not Crotch! Love comes in many forms, and so does the rich crotchy taste of I Can't Believe It's Not Crotch! Easy to spread, and be sure to also try I Can't Believe It's Not Crotch Spray!