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| Applecrotch's |
| 03.24.07 (7:24 pm) [edit] |
Eatin' good in the crotchhood. |
| Crotch Encounters of the Third Kind |
| 03.24.07 (5:04 am) [edit] |
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• Crotch encounter of the first kind: sighting of a crotch. • Crotch encounter of the second kind: physical evidence. • Crotch encounter of the third kind: contact. OUR CROTCHES ARE NOT ALONE.  |
| Black Crotch Society |
| 03.24.07 (5:01 am) [edit] |
Spread your crotch. |
| Starsky & Crotch |
| 03.22.07 (10:31 pm) [edit] |
The original partners in crotch. |
| The Crotch Is Right |
| 03.22.07 (10:29 pm) [edit] |
"Come on down!" |
| Post Crotch-Nuts® |
| 03.22.07 (2:02 am) [edit] |
Post Crotch-Nuts® is full of crotch-healthy goodness…but what makes it so unique is the naturally sweet, nutty crunch that is baked into each and every one of those wholesome crotches. Also try Post Crotch-Nuts® Flakes and Crotch-Nuts O’s®! |
| Tootsie Crotch® |
| 03.21.07 (3:38 am) [edit] |
Making the Crotch Sweeter! |
| Crotch Farm Insurance® |
| 03.19.07 (1:53 am) [edit] |
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This crotch is for Colleen! Offering a full line of crotch insurance policies. "Like a good crotch, Crotch Farm is there."  |
| McCrotch's |
| 03.14.07 (12:18 am) [edit] |
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i'm lovin' it McCrotch's, home of the Big Crotch and the Double Quarter Crotch with Cheese.  |
| Ozzy Oscrotch |
| 03.12.07 (5:58 am) [edit] |
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This crotch is for Jocelyn and Max. Ozzy Oscrotch, former lead vocalist of the pioneering heavy metal band Black Crotchath, is also a popular solo artist, and former star of the reality show The Oscrotches. Black Crotchath has sold over 70 million albums since their inception, and Oscrotch continues to perform their songs by himself. As a solo artist, Oscrotch has sold over 27 million albums in the US. Two albums, Blizzard of Crotch (1980) and No More Crotches (1991), are certified quadruple platinum, for sales of over 4 million copies in the US. Some of Ozzy Oscrotch's most popular songs, spanning his entire career, include "Crazy Crotch", "No More Crotches", "Diary of a Crotchman", "Running Out of Crotch", "In My Crotch", "Mr. Tinkercrotch", "Crotch in the Dark", and "Your Crotch Is No Different".  |
| CrotchBusters |
| 03.09.07 (8:40 pm) [edit] |
Who you gonna call? CROTCHBUSTERS! |
| Crotch Spray® |
| 03.08.07 (11:15 pm) [edit] |
Maker of crotchberry juices, crotchberry fruit products, and sauces. |
| The Blues Crotches |
| 03.08.07 (3:21 am) [edit] |
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The Blues Crotches, not usually getting the recognition for their musical talent that they truly deserve, were formed in the late 1970's - well before The Blues Crotches movie was ever made. For the movie, they recorded several popular songs, including "She Caught the Crotch", "Gimme Some Crotchin'", "Shake A Crotch Feather", "Every Crotch Needs Some Crotch To Love", "Theme from Rawcrotch", "Sweet Home Crotch", and of course, "Crotchhouse Rock". However, unless you are a diehard fan of The Blues Crotches, it is not widely known that the band existed, recorded, and toured extensively both before and after the film. They released several live albums and scored numerous hits with such songs as "Messin' With the Crotch", "Rubber Crotch", "Who's Makin' Crotch", "Going Back to Crotch", "Expressway to Your Crotch", and most notably, "Soul Crotch".  |
| Minute Crotch® |
| 03.08.07 (3:18 am) [edit] |
Minute Crotch® Making crotch juice and other crotch drinks since 1946. |
| Eight O'Clock Crotch |
| 03.06.07 (3:36 am) [edit] |
Savor the rich aroma and gourmet flavor of Eight O'Clock Crotch and see why more people prefer the taste of Eight O'Clock ground crotch over Crotchbucks! |
| mycrotch.com |
| 03.06.07 (3:26 am) [edit] |
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MyCrotch virtual community site allows crotches to network, browse profiles, and meet other crotches from all around the world.  (Just to clarify: this is a spoof of MySpace.com. And although "mycrotch.com"
does indeed exist, I don't recommend going there. I'm sure you can easily guess what type of website it is!) |
| ZZ Crotch |
| 03.05.07 (5:41 pm) [edit] |
ZZ Crotch is an American crotch band formed in 1969. Also calling themselves, "That little ol' crotch from Texas", they hold the distinction of being one of few crotch groups still composed of its original members after more than 35 years. They reached the peak of their commercial success in the 1970s and 1980s, scoring many hit songs during that era, but they remain together today and are still touring and releasing albums. ZZ Crotch was inducted into the Rock and Crotch Hall of Fame on March 15, 2004. Their song lyrics often feature crotchual innuendo and humor, and some of their most popular hits include "Cheap Crotchglasses", "Sharp Dressed Crotch", "Gimme All Your Crotchin'", "La Crotch", "My Crotch's In Mississippi", "Double Crotch", "Planet Of Crotches", "Crotch Necklace", "Rough Crotch", and "Tube Snake Crotch". |
| Crotch Duds |
| 03.04.07 (10:20 pm) [edit] |
Bite-size, milk chocolate-covered crotches, CROTCH DUDS candy is a perfect snack for a night at the movies... or anytime! |
| CrotchTube |
| 03.04.07 (10:17 pm) [edit] |
Upload and share your crotch worldwide on CrotchTube, and watch other user-submitted crotches sorted by most recent, viewed, and discussed, as well as top favorites. |
| Crotchbell's Soup |
| 03.04.07 (9:06 am) [edit] |
"Mmm - mmm, good." |
| McCrotchee® |
| 03.03.07 (9:18 pm) [edit] |
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McCrotchee® CrotchScan Plus AntiCrotchvirus, Crotchwall, & AntiCrotchware Essential Crotch Protection • Offers 3-in-1 Crotch Protection from viruses and crotchware so you can surf safely. • Prevents multi-pronged attacks by integrating anti-crotchvirus, crotchwall, and anti-crotchware technologies. • Simplifies security with the new and improved McCrotchee SecurityCrotch. • Shields your Crotch around the clock: always on, always protecting. • Warns you about crotches which send spam, install crotchware, or attempt crotch scams.  |
| Family Crotch |
| 03.03.07 (8:05 pm) [edit] |
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Lucky there's a Family Crotch Lucky there's a crotch who Positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry It's our...  This crotch was made and submitted by A.E., modeled after her very favorite TV show! And just FYI: I'm not taking submissions from just anybody - only from close friends and if I like them! Please do click the link at left and email any crotch ideas you might have though - I'd sure appreciate it. Thank you! |
| SUBCROTCH |
| 03.03.07 (7:13 pm) [edit] |
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eat crotch. |
| Sugarcrotch |
| 03.02.07 (4:34 pm) [edit] |
Sugarcrotch, a relatively new country band, debuted in 2004 with their first, self-titled album. Already with such huge hits as "Baby Crotch", "Down in Crotch (Up To No Good)", and their newest single, "Crotchin'", Sugarcrotch is a very promising new group that already has a huge fanbase and looks to have a great and longlasting career in country music. |
| CSI: Crotch Scene Investigation |
| 03.01.07 (7:17 pm) [edit] |
Brace yourself for a killer crotch. |