Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had crotches of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men, living all together,
Yet their crotches were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew it was much more than a crotch.
That this crotch would somehow form a family,
That's the way we all became the Brady Crotch.
The Brady Crotch.

Real crotch can't be given. It must be taken.

Crotch....the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Entercrotch. To boldly go where no crotch has gone before.

Journey beyond your crotch.