Howdy folks! Although I already have a blog, Daft & Demented, I started this one as a log for all of the CROTCH graphics that I have made. Before you think I'm some strange pervert, allow me to explain...

This really has nothing to do with "naughty bits", I'm just thoroughly amused by the word "crotch". A few months ago, I began making ripoffs of popular advertisements and movie posters, but with the word "crotch" integrated into them... No, I don't know why.

It all started when my Dad and I started screaming random insults and funny words at each other from across the house (we've done this for years, it's hilarious, but I'm surprised the neighbors haven't called the cops on us thinking we're involved in a domestic dispute or something.... anyway). One of us yelled "CROTCH!" at some point, and we both thought it was hysterical... so we made a trend out of it. It's now our favorite word. Then I got my friends saying it, then I started making Crotch Graphics... you get the idea.

With all of that said, here's the first graphic I'll post here! I chose this one since it's my new username...