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I've got one thing you'll understand, He's not what you'd call a glamorous crotch. Got one thing that's easily understood, He's the one they call Dr. Feelcrotch.
Cold Crotch Creamery is an crotch cream parlor chain based in Arizona, United States. All crotch cream creations are offered in three sizes: "Like It" (5 in), "Love It" (8 in), and "Gotta Have It" (12 in). "Just out of the crotch."